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Title: Tales from the inbox Post by: the KR3AT3R on August 19, 2011, 01:37:33 am Here's a few love notes I've received on PSN, all from BC2
- SAIGA PŮSSY Response - why, thank you, NOSCOPE PŮSSY - nu uh. You use semi auto shotgun. Response - at least I have to aim it and not push a button and rely on the game's aim assist to do the rest. - yeah right man Response - its cool. Keep thinking you're pro, I don't care. - your no pro so sit the **** down and shut up Response - I never claimed to be. Also, did you already forget who got asshurt and sent me hate mail? (I switched to engineer and outscored him FTW for the next 2 games without a response.) :D End - confused you didn't I? Response - meh, I do that all the time. (He ran around a house and I tried knifing him but missed. Then he ran around again and hid in a closet until I passed him and he shot me in the back) - want a cookie? Response - yeah sure, what kind? - plain XD Response - what?! I can't have anything with sugar. - nope Response - im thinking you didn't want to give me one in the first place. - ill give you one if I ever see you. Peace, I still hate shotgun rushers they can all die >:3 Response - well if I die tonight then im sure you'll be comforted that there's one less shotty user in a video game. End (One night I spawned on a random teammate and saw an enemy. I shot when I saw him but didn't realize that my teammate was trying to knife him.) - you piece of **** you stole my ****ing knife kill. Response - wow, you talk tough to total strangers on an online video game. Im scurred. - hey u lil **** I wish u could say that in person so I could show u how a real man handles business. U seem to act tough but I will put u back in ur place. All I ask is u quit being a lil **** and play using the common sense god gave you not like a dumbass. response - wow, forgive me for shooting someone on a first person shooter, especially an enemy. =O also, I don't "act" anything, and I certainly don't talk crap to teammates for helping the team out. I actually think you got butthurt cause you have a small peepee and feel inadequate , but that's my opinion. - get a life, suck a **** and quit texting me. I have lil ****s like u to kill. :D - **** you 4. How about giving me a ****ing chance? U 4 guys are some courd (notice how he spelled *coward* lol) ****s. Go and die in a car crash all of u. Retarded ****s I forgot initial response. - go **** yourself. I think I responded by mentioning that I got his gold tags twice. - u got them because I was pushed to sit and not get shot by 4 ****s at the same time. (June and SBC were there too and he called them ****s :D ) in a full game you could forget those tags. East **** im angry. :D Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: jd111 on August 19, 2011, 12:29:52 pm I don't ever get hate mail. :-[
Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: DoubleGunz on August 19, 2011, 12:49:15 pm I have plenty from CoD, some people are funny. :P
Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: Supes on August 19, 2011, 01:59:18 pm I was playing squad rush and this di
Me: Did you get to 50 by being a camping piece of s Them: noobie, do you know how to play? you have to protect a bomb!!!! learnt to play and then talk.... Me: learnt to spell and then talk. Them: vale hija de puta, te va mejor asi? Me: Am I the best? (i think thats what he said..?) Not by a long shot, but I'm not a camping puta either. Them: Request to Add As a Friend: hi, superbadbit Them: destroying the bomb with mortar attack...wow!! what a tactic!!! fas molta pena, gossa... Me: (I didnt know what that meant so i just replied...and it was my teammate doing that, not me) im not mortaring the objective, O-ring. so where you camping at this round? Them: pero...tu quieres rollo? there was a few messages after that, but i dont feel like messing with it anymore...basically him just telling me its not a DM and i need to learn how to play and then me telling him to quit camping like a b Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: Supes on August 19, 2011, 02:03:07 pm a random one i found:
Me: Learn how to use something else you piece of sh no response... Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: Supes on August 19, 2011, 02:10:07 pm I must have erased my sent box bc i have some from this guy Phentastic and I remember messaging him...anyways the title to the one i sent him was "**** u"...here are his responses...the only thing i keep doing is sending him a blank message titled "**** u"
Them: are you a chick? im sorry :( SEND ME SUM PIXX BABEEE!!!! Did you take the pix yet? :ooo whats your name? mines sam...your turn :O what is your ethnicity? why wont you answer me D: you dtf? lol DTF?? wait b4 i say anything else...how old are you? im 17...you? how old...? thats all...lol what a loser Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: COOLH4ND_103 on August 19, 2011, 04:21:57 pm LOL at all the inbox posts so far.
I got this one the other night after shooting this guys chopper down three times in a row with the tracer dart + RPG combo. - nice hax Learn2play you phuking noob. I guess since the RPG followed his chopper after making evasive maneuvers he thought I was hacking. He was a level 30 something too which is even funnier. ;) Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: Cadillak on August 19, 2011, 05:58:50 pm man, i wish I could pull up this long hatemail string I had a while back.
the dude was calling me a noob cuz i was using a recon kit with a tommy and C4. lolwtf? b) Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: Laughing Turd on August 19, 2011, 07:14:38 pm I think you told me about that "i'll show you how a real man handles business" one. That **** is funny dude!
I used to get a lot of hate mail for t-bagging after I killed people. It's a good way to start fights. Nothing I got was as good as the one I just mentioned though. :D Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: JabbaScrub on August 21, 2011, 05:56:32 pm I don't always get hate mail, but when I do I prefer those noobies.
Sorry. :-[ But srsly I don't get a lot, but I do carry a grudge on douchebags. It's really fun in Halo. If someone on your team gets you killed (pops your shield and you get one-shotted) it's pretty aggravating. I like to hop in a warthog and let them hop on, then while they're looking for enemies I run off a cliff, honking all the way. xD After that I just goof off to annoy them. Pop their shields continuously, stand in front of them if they camp, wear down their vehicles.. And if they think they're gonna grab a tank, just stand in front of the turret. They can't fire without killing you, then you can boot them. It's really annoying, but they deserve it. :) Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: Electric Tears on August 21, 2011, 10:20:24 pm I always got hate mail on mw2 and I sent alot on bc1
oh and I hate shotgun recon users and i'm one of those no scope pùssies Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: the KR3AT3R on August 21, 2011, 10:23:37 pm oh and I hate shotgun recon users and i'm one of those no scope půssies Awesome! Wanna play against me sometime? ^-^ Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: Electric Tears on August 21, 2011, 10:28:00 pm Not really
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Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: Laughing Turd on August 24, 2011, 01:21:16 pm I don't always get hate mail, but when I do I prefer those noobies. Sorry. :-[ But srsly I don't get a lot, but I do carry a grudge on ****s. It's really fun in Halo. If someone on your team gets you killed (pops your shield and you get one-shotted) it's pretty aggravating. I like to hop in a warthog and let them hop on, then while they're looking for enemies I run off a cliff, honking all the way. xD After that I just goof off to annoy them. Pop their shields continuously, stand in front of them if they camp, wear down their vehicles.. And if they think they're gonna grab a tank, just stand in front of the turret. They can't fire without killing you, then you can boot them. It's really annoying, but they deserve it. :) yea we need more ways to **** with O-rings in bc2. the best ive seen is turbo blowing up one of those lookout towers with a camping teammate and killing him. other than that all you can do is shooting smoke grenades at wookies nonstop so they can see anything. Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: lucasrocks1 on August 24, 2011, 07:28:42 pm I got I'll **** your anal ****
me: Oh, I like that With a knife Me: My fav anal toy -no more response Quiadxx- U **** **** Me; What's wrong with black people like me? Quaidxx My KKK brothers and me are coming for you Me: Cool. I'll get snacks. Quaidxx **** you black men Me: But we were in this country first Quiadxx U ignorant ****. We were here first and you were our girls Me: Well,its a good thing we're in charge now Quaidxx How do you figure ****? Me: We got an Africsn in the house and hes not even American Quaidxx He aint in charge. We are, stupid ****. -It went on but I stopped after a while and I mean like a week. I parked a heli up on the pipes on Valdez CQ above the enemy spawn and jumped in the gunners seat at the beginning of a match. Random Your a **** **** Me: Why? Random Lets us have a chance **** Me: But you wasted the only one I was willing to give you. Random: Are **** serious!?? -He was kicked because he wouldn't spwan Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: COOLH4ND_103 on August 24, 2011, 07:32:40 pm yea we need more ways to **** with O-rings in bc2. the best ive seen is turbo blowing up one of those lookout towers with a camping teammate and killing him. other than that all you can do is shooting smoke grenades at wookies nonstop so they can see anything. Now I understand that it can be frustrating when an abundance of bush wookies are squatting and not helping to cap flags, but it seems some of you guys don't understand that a few recon guys are actually a very important element of a balanced team. I sometimes run Engineer or Assault, but enjoy a good sniper match. Especially when the other team has a few camping wookies of their own. Spotting and mortar strikes are a big help believe it or not. 98% of the run-n-gunners are not spotting, so when you see those orange triangles, remember to thank a bush wookie. And when you spray a few bullets at a medic and he drops like a stone on the first hit marker, it's because I've already put a round in their chest and dropped them to 30% health. <---- (don't even get me started on this bullchit. ) Four squatting wookies on each team isn't doing anyone any harm. Now six on one team and none on the other is another story..... Besides, most of the noobs in the bushes you probably DON'T want rushing the flags and racking up a 0.33 KDR and wasting team tickets anyway. Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: Laughing Turd on September 03, 2011, 02:42:35 pm no offense but that rarely happens. 98% of recons in this game dont spot either. i know because every time im around one all i hear is a shot every 30 seconds. if they were spotting you would hear them say, "i got enemies on the radar" or something like that. plus you just never see those orange markers which is strange considering the teams of snipers.
granted, a few recons actually do their job and follow their team around throwing motion balls and spotting. im not even talking about the assault snipers either. when you have a good recon player the results are clearly evident. its plain to see and i leave those alone. crappy snipers are also easy to spot and those are the ones i fok with. Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: Laughing Turd on September 03, 2011, 02:47:52 pm also i spawned on a recon camping out and saw a few guys and spotted before shooting (yes, i do that as a run and gunner) and the sniper tried to take advantage, although i killed them first. the he turns around and snipes other people that i spotted.
this might be just one example but its noteworthy since its very typical Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: Supes on September 03, 2011, 03:22:56 pm I am constantly spotting no matter the class. The first thing I do is spot them that way I know where they are going if I lose a visual on them and if I die others will know where they are. My thumb stays on the select button no matter what. If I haven't spotted someone I've either not seen them or the stupid select isn't working...why does it do that? Can you only spot so many per minute or something?
Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: Electric Tears on September 03, 2011, 03:26:57 pm When I'm recon I just use that spot spec thing so I don't waist time
Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: the KR3AT3R on September 03, 2011, 03:48:28 pm SBC, there is a "cool down" period between spotting. This is so people don't take advantage of it.
I too spam the select button. On my remote you can barely see the 's' and the 'elect' is completely gone from doing it so much. :D Turd, I hope im one of those who does their job. (See sig below) I am a part of the motion sensor appreciation club. 8) Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: Laughing Turd on September 03, 2011, 04:06:03 pm as far as i know everyone here does it. im talking about the randoms we meet in the game
Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: the KR3AT3R on September 03, 2011, 05:00:41 pm Hey you gonna be on in a bit? Im gonna be alone and playing. O0
Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: Laughing Turd on September 03, 2011, 05:04:57 pm mhhh im on right now but im cleaning and i got a bit more to do
no tengo vieja guey. tengo que limpiar yo :P jk man Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: Crzy on September 03, 2011, 05:08:28 pm I swear half of the BC2 players on your team seem to never know about the Select button. Yet every enemy you face is making sure they spot you since it seems that everyone always knows where I am, as soon as I spawn/move.
I also spam select with all kits, even while I'm shooting. 8) It will sometimes get me killed because I stand still for a second while I spot them, but most of the time I can still, ADS and shoot while pressing select. Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: the KR3AT3R on September 03, 2011, 05:18:00 pm ^ same here. I've learned to hit select and shoot while ADS.
Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: the KR3AT3R on September 04, 2011, 10:27:46 pm Here are my latest 2
- motion none pūssy Response - loooooooool. Its been a while since I got hate mail from someone I owned. U mad - you got me twice with motion mines...........pùssy Response - why did you rage quit? You must not have killed me at all cause I don't even recognize your name. =/ (He didn't answer back) - ggs nooblit get some real skill Response - skilled enough to get your cheap tags. - you didn't get them (actually I did) Response - whatevs. Why did you leave after only one beat down? (Pending response) Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: Supes on September 05, 2011, 11:55:06 am I sent a message the other day...the whole other team, pretty much, was recon and they were just mortaring the objective:
Mortar the objective? Nice strategy f aggot Response: its a nice way to win Looool Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: Supes on September 07, 2011, 11:06:57 pm THEM: LAGGER U NOT
DIE Me: this server is laggy not just me idiot THEM: go Mnoply's weiner yourself u are LAGGER OR PLAY ON CODES SERVER IS GOOD Me: no everyone on my squad is lagging so you GO Mnoply's weiner YOURSELF FA THEM: your father Me: LOL anyone ever tell you you should be a comedian? THEM: LAGGER BIATCHE Me: are you gonna go tell mommy you got owned by people on a video game? quit whining bit THEM: YOU ARE LAGGER or u play on codes so go Mnoply's butt yourself u your squad your friends pus Me: boo fuc THEM: Mnoply's weiner u LAGGER KID THEM: you are a kid i know get a job di Me: i have one, thanks and im not a kid. why dont you take some anger management before you give yourself a heart attack THEM: LAGGER Me: OMG MOMMY CALL THE COPS CUZ SHE KILLED ME IN A VIDEO GAME THEM: get a job kid u laggin like a b........h Me: learn to speak English dumbass THEM: what ? MEXICAN F Me: im not mexican AS THEM: lol Me: learn how to speak English and then maybe people will understand you THEM: im american and u are a mexican joke lol olo lagger LAGGINNNN LAG LAGGERSS PUS Me: yeah, im mexican, not really butt...youre an idiot. why dont you go cut yourself THEM: u are aaaaa? joke lol learn how to speak english hehe Me: sorry are the words too big for you? lets try again, but slower this time....you...are...stupid...go...kill...yourself THEM: like slower lol Me: die....in real life this time, though. THEM: dumba Me: dont cry, its only the internet THEM: scared lol Me: okay, youre stupid THEM: where u from ? im from ga Me: thats cool, im glad i asked THEM: us? Me: i dont think its any of your business, but yes im from the US THEM: ok im from ga Me: okay, i must have asked because you insist on telling me THEM: maybe server suxxx Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: Permanent Poopface on September 07, 2011, 11:14:26 pm pics or it didn't happen
them : hey me : hi them : bye me: see ya Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: the KR3AT3R on September 07, 2011, 11:17:52 pm I can produce pics. ^-^
Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: Handass on September 07, 2011, 11:49:21 pm Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: Supes on September 08, 2011, 01:41:47 am (http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h413/superbadchic/Snapbucket/f2fb2235-2a0a-4237-ad12-ccfeca971af2.jpg)
(http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h413/superbadchic/Snapbucket/e9e1888f-2d38-4f6c-b0d5-2aae2c2b6ba0.jpg) Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: June on September 08, 2011, 05:22:02 am This is my latest:
(after a knife fight that I won) Them: You're lagging... Me: I think it is the server. This is my last game anyway. GGs. Them: Take care. Rough stuff, eh? Honestly I get more tired of the "Hey, where are you from?" messages. It's like they know that I am a real girl because I have a girl name and average playing ability. Lol. Oh, and I ALWAYS receive friend requests if I mic with a squad of randoms. NEVER get them when with the guys, though. :P Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: Laughing Turd on September 09, 2011, 08:28:55 am ive honestly sent more than received lately. i thought id get more since ive been douching it up with the CG lately. :-[
Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: the KR3AT3R on September 09, 2011, 08:38:41 am I found out last night that isla is a great map to run n gun with any rocket launcher. After getting a few multiple kills and what not I noticed other people doing it and I gotta be honest, it ticked me off at first but I couldn't help but kinda chuckle at it afterward.
Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: jd111 on September 09, 2011, 09:11:57 am I don't really send or receive mail, unless it's one of you guys. It's too much of a pain in the ass to use the controller to 'type'. :-\
Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: Handass on September 09, 2011, 10:04:18 am This is my latest: (after a knife fight that I won) Them: You're lagging... Me: I think it is the server. This is my last game anyway. GGs. Them: Take care. Rough stuff, eh? Honestly I get more tired of the "Hey, where are you from?" messages. It's like they know that I am a real girl because I have a girl name and average playing ability. Lol. Oh, and I ALWAYS receive friend requests if I mic with a squad of randoms. NEVER get them when with the guys, though. :P Thats because I send out intimidating messages to everyone in the game when I play with you. They know what would happen if they tried something >:( >:( >:( Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: Laughing Turd on September 09, 2011, 12:09:19 pm I don't really send or receive mail, unless it's one of you guys. It's too much of a pain in the ass to use the controller to 'type'. :-\ I agree. It even takes a long time for the menus to pop up. I have gotten pretty fast at typing with that thing though. June uses a usb keyboard and I'm jelly. Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: Dusster on September 09, 2011, 12:12:08 pm I guess u have to be sorta good or something....cuz nobody ever sends me hate mail...
Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: Laughing Turd on September 09, 2011, 12:16:28 pm Maybe we don't tbag enough. I'm redoubling my efforts!
Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: the KR3AT3R on September 09, 2011, 12:21:25 pm :D
Tbag campaign! 8) Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: jd111 on September 09, 2011, 12:51:24 pm :D I'm up for it.Tbag campaign! 8) I thought I'd get some mail for sure last night. Crzy and I were playing in some Nelson Bay conquest games, and I switched to engineer to work on my RPG numbers. I got bored later on, and started killing with the drill. >:D Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: Crzy on September 09, 2011, 01:07:55 pm I guess u have to be sorta good or something....cuz nobody ever sends me hate mail... I tbag every every knife kill I get, long ranged Gustav kills, and all sorts of other kills but I never get any. :'( Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: Handass on September 09, 2011, 01:59:04 pm inb4everyone starts bringing back the bandito
Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: June on September 09, 2011, 03:07:42 pm June uses a usb keyboard and I'm jelly. Like a boss. 8) This is my latest: (after a knife fight that I won) Them: You're lagging... Me: I think it is the server. This is my last game anyway. GGs. Them: Take care. Rough stuff, eh? Honestly I get more tired of the "Hey, where are you from?" messages. It's like they know that I am a real girl because I have a girl name and average playing ability. Lol. Oh, and I ALWAYS receive friend requests if I mic with a squad of randoms. NEVER get them when with the guys, though. :P Thats because I send out intimidating messages to everyone in the game when I play with you. They know what would happen if they tried something >:( >:( >:( Haha. Thanks. :P Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: COOLH4ND_103 on July 05, 2012, 08:19:34 am Here's one I received last week.
I was running Engineer with 870 + slugs on the Oasis map. I got a headshot on him from across the street one time when he was up on the ledge behind the half wall above B. "thx 4 shooting me that far with shotgun. forwarding the footage to ea so they can see the prof of cheesy players n the need to patch this game. thx 4 the footage." LOL!! Yeah when I hit you in the skull with a slug, you're going down beotch. Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: June on July 05, 2012, 08:41:22 am Haha. Truth be told... I get some pretty crazy shots from my Saiga when I don't even have slugs.
I call it Saiga Sniping. Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: the KR3AT3R on July 05, 2012, 02:56:56 pm I got one the other day saying he was going to notify EA of me for hacking.
I tried to instigate by offering my "hacks" to him so he could pwnn like me, but he didn't bite. :D Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: Keihan on July 05, 2012, 06:21:09 pm Man, I had a few great ones on my old PS3... dammit. Lost forever :(
Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: COOLH4ND_103 on July 05, 2012, 06:23:49 pm I got one the other day saying he was going to notify EA of me for hacking. I tried to instigate by offering my "hacks" to him so he could pwnn like me, but he didn't bite. :D Love it. I got one once for taking out a chopper with a tracer dart + RPG and he said he was going to report me for hacking. lrn2play noob. I wish I'd thought of offering my hax. Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: the KR3AT3R on July 05, 2012, 09:21:31 pm Lol yeah. If he would have said yes, I was simply going to say "aim for the head and squeeze."
Title: Re: Tales from the inbox Post by: MrPillow on July 06, 2012, 08:38:15 am waaaay back in the resistance 2 days, i got a simple "lag reported" bs message from some random ****. I don't remember his name now, but a few days later a bud and I were talking about the various messages we've gotten, and apparently the same guy had sent him the same exact message. i then went on gfaqs and he had a topic and like 50 people had mentioned getting some form of hate mail from this guy. |