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Title: I hate shaving
Post by: Alumar on July 15, 2012, 01:50:55 am
Why the fack did I shave yesterday? I look like a cun7


Title: Re: I hate shaving
Post by: Ps358 on July 15, 2012, 01:53:53 am
Your poem sucks.


Title: Re: I hate shaving
Post by: ShadowStarEdge on July 15, 2012, 01:57:18 am
I haven't shaved down there in a while


Title: Re: I hate shaving
Post by: Laughing Turd on July 15, 2012, 01:57:25 am
I shaved my mustache actually. It feels 2 lbs lighter but it does indeed look like a cunt.

Maybe that's why I keep licking at it.


Title: Re: I hate shaving
Post by: Laughing Turd on July 15, 2012, 01:58:12 am
that was stupid. feel free to flame


Title: Re: I hate shaving
Post by: Alumar on July 15, 2012, 01:59:59 am
What bothers me most about my beard is:

1. I can't grow a full beard
2. The hair around the mustache gets long and it gets annoying. And i suck at trimming that area.


Title: Re: I hate shaving
Post by: Ps358 on July 15, 2012, 02:00:07 am
What a heterofag.


Title: Re: I hate shaving
Post by: ShadowStarEdge on July 15, 2012, 02:01:53 am
What annoys me most is that I have to shave every other **** day and I'm only 17


Title: Re: I hate shaving
Post by: Laughing Turd on July 15, 2012, 02:03:14 am
What bothers me most about my beard is:

1. I can't grow a full beard
2. The hair around the mustache gets long and it gets annoying. And i suck at trimming that area.



Do you use a razor only? You're doing it the hard way bro. Get yourself a little grooming kit at WalMart. I got one for less than $20 I think and I love it. You get a little trimmer and you can attache several different thingies. It makes trimming that area super easy and really clean.



Title: Re: I hate shaving
Post by: Ps358 on July 15, 2012, 02:03:18 am
Are you sexually active? If not let that ish grow.


Title: Re: I hate shaving
Post by: ShadowStarEdge on July 15, 2012, 02:04:50 am
Nah facial hair doesn't suit me because I have long hair


Title: Re: I hate shaving
Post by: Alumar on July 15, 2012, 02:05:12 am
I've got a trimmer. The hair just grows in a way that using it effectively is almost impossible.


Title: Re: I hate shaving
Post by: Laughing Turd on July 15, 2012, 02:08:22 am
Hmm, I dunno man. Maybe try pressing down on it with your finger so it all points downward and then trim the bottom. then if you have any that stick out weird, cut it down with little scissors.

If that won't work i dunno what to tell ya.


Title: Re: I hate shaving
Post by: Alumar on July 15, 2012, 02:10:18 am
A scissor is the only thing that works for me right now. Either way, since I can't grow a full beard it's useless.
I've got a bald spot between my sideburns and my goatee.


Title: Re: I hate shaving
Post by: Laughing Turd on July 15, 2012, 02:17:06 am
Yeah, I'm the same way. Actually my burns won't really fill in either. I can grow a stache decently, a chin beard and jaw line beard semi decently but that area on the cheek itself is totally bald.

i don't know how bad yours is but I think I can still get away with it a little bit. If not someone please tell me and I'll know for sure I'm looking like a douche. I won't chop it off though.


Title: Re: I hate shaving
Post by: Alumar on July 15, 2012, 02:20:34 am
The longest I've had my beard for is 1.5 months. I usually shave every 2-3 weeks.


Title: Re: I hate shaving
Post by: GeneralGrant on July 15, 2012, 03:17:09 pm
i usually have to shave every week cause i look stupid with any facial hair and it takes a while to grow in fully anyways


Title: Re: I hate shaving
Post by: NDS IS POPPIN on July 15, 2012, 03:18:51 pm
WONT THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP PLEASE STAND UP PLEASE STAND UP PLEASE STAND UP


Title: Re: I hate shaving
Post by: GeneralGrant on July 15, 2012, 03:24:20 pm
*sits down*  :-[


Title: Re: I hate shaving
Post by: Autumn1194 on July 15, 2012, 03:45:30 pm
"stands up"    t (-_-t)


Title: Re: I hate shaving
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