General Discussion / Entertainment => The All-Seeing Eye => Topic started by: Λυтυмη on April 17, 2013, 11:14:11 am|
Title: Lazy rules of life. Post by: Λυтυмη on April 17, 2013, 11:14:11 am What are your lazy rules of life?
Here's some of mine.. I sometimes throw my clean clothes back in the dirty laundry just so I don't have to fold them :/ My philosophy on a clean room is " if you can't see it, it's not there " If I drop an ice cube, I just kick it under the fridge :) If I spill something... I make my dogs clean it up :/ Title: Re: Lazy rules of life. Post by: Termin8or on April 17, 2013, 11:19:32 am I use 2 mottos in life.....I have to assess the task in front of me. Sometimes I pull from the advice of Benny Hill:
Never put off ’til tomorrow what you can do today. If you do, it will lead to sorrow. ‘Cause if you do it today, and you like it, You can do it again tomorrow. Or I just follow the age old rule of: “Why do today what can be put off until tomorrow” Title: Re: Lazy rules of life. Post by: Λυтυмη on April 17, 2013, 11:28:55 am Lol, that's what I tell my mom when she wants me to do the dishes.... It's not like they are going anywhere.
Title: Re: Lazy rules of life. Post by: Termin8or on April 17, 2013, 11:31:26 am Exactly, they might start to walk away after sitting on the counter for a week....cuz ants carry them away....but whatever....you need new plates anyway lol
Title: Re: Lazy rules of life. Post by: BMan on April 17, 2013, 12:41:26 pm If I drop an ice cube, I just kick it under the fridge :) Is there another way I don't know about? :-\Title: Re: Lazy rules of life. Post by: Λυтυмη on April 17, 2013, 12:53:28 pm Well unless you want to risk back injury to bend over and pick it up... :,(
Title: Re: Lazy rules of life. Post by: Termin8or on April 17, 2013, 12:55:33 pm For me, my dog loves ice cubes, so when I drop one I just kick the dog over to where the ice cube is :D
Title: Re: Lazy rules of life. Post by: Λυтυмη on April 17, 2013, 01:05:01 pm My dogs won't eat ice unless it has been soaked in soda lol..... My dogs are lazy too... They'd much rather drink out of the constantly running water that comes out if the toilette.. Instead of drinking out of a 2 hour old bowl of water...
Title: Re: Lazy rules of life. Post by: Λυтυмη on April 17, 2013, 01:05:50 pm Well I guess that doesn't make them lazy... Just picky.
Title: Re: Lazy rules of life. Post by: dudedudedude for Moderator on April 17, 2013, 01:19:02 pm And you guys are slobs.
Title: Re: Lazy rules of life. Post by: Λυтυмη on April 17, 2013, 01:20:33 pm Urcool
Title: Re: Lazy rules of life. Post by: dudedudedude for Moderator on April 17, 2013, 02:34:23 pm thx lol k
Title: Re: Lazy rules of life. Post by: Λυтυмη on April 17, 2013, 02:35:42 pm ^.^
Title: Re: Lazy rules of life. Post by: June on April 17, 2013, 02:38:20 pm *enters topic*
*realizes she doesn't belong* :-[ Title: Re: Lazy rules of life. Post by: Λυтυмη on April 17, 2013, 02:49:39 pm You pick up the ice?? (Shocked)
Title: Re: Lazy rules of life. Post by: CitizenSoldier3 on April 17, 2013, 04:54:25 pm I pick it up and the next person gets an ice cube down their shirt >:D
Title: Re: Lazy rules of life. Post by: June on April 19, 2013, 05:40:39 am You pick up the ice?? (Shocked) Yeah, most of the time. :-[ Title: Re: Lazy rules of life. Post by: BMan on April 19, 2013, 07:14:59 am Life is too short to stop and pick up ice.
Title: Re: Lazy rules of life. Post by: Autumn1194 on April 19, 2013, 08:13:04 am I'm just lazy and
Title: Re: Lazy rules of life. Post by: BMan on April 19, 2013, 08:15:20 am Exactly my
Title: Re: Lazy rules of life. Post by: Permanent Poopface on April 19, 2013, 08:17:12 am leaving 2 squares on the toilet paper roll is a lazy rule of life
Title: Re: Lazy rules of life. Post by: BMan on April 19, 2013, 08:24:38 am leaving 2 squares on the toilet paper roll is a lazy rule of life (http://home.comcast.net/~iron_city/tp.jpg) Title: Re: Lazy rules of life. Post by: Autumn1194 on April 19, 2013, 08:26:31 am I have a skewed perception of reality :'(
Title: Re: Lazy rules of life. Post by: BMan on April 19, 2013, 08:27:24 am But on the good side you are a heedless fool O0
Title: Re: Lazy rules of life. Post by: Permanent Poopface on April 19, 2013, 08:36:25 am man I hate when the toilet paper roll is coming from the backside especially in a dirty place it tends to get dirt from what its bolted to on it so your wiping dirt into your anus and yes I just said coming from the backside
Title: Re: Lazy rules of life. Post by: BMan on April 19, 2013, 09:05:49 am I hate when it's one of those dispensers with the big ass roll and the last peehole to use it didn't leave a piece hanging down so now you have to keep spinning the damn thing until you find where the toilet paper starts.
Title: Re: Lazy rules of life. Post by: Permanent Poopface on April 19, 2013, 09:15:28 am last week after lunch I was at home depot and it hit me hard that I had to drop the kids off at the pool, it was one of those nasty ones where you hold it until you know nobody is in the bathroom with you because its going to be airy and splashy, so anyways I'm blowing up the toilet, and its one of those that come back and splash your junk also, and when I'm finished I reach over and there is godamn no toilet paper in both of the toilet paper lock dispenser thingy!, right then a few people come in drop some wolf bate so I'm **** on walking with my pants down to the next stall.So I decide to Macgyver it and I start ripping toilet seat covers in half and wiping my ass with them, it hurt so bad I swear I paper cut my anus! .... after that was said and done I felt just **** nasty and decioded to take the rest of the day off so I went home and showered
Title: Re: Lazy rules of life. Post by: Termin8or on April 19, 2013, 09:18:34 am I don't know if there is such a thing as TMI, but that definitely wasn't it lol
Title: Re: Lazy rules of life. Post by: BMan on April 19, 2013, 09:19:46 am ^^ This. This is why I always wear 2 pair of socks.
Title: Re: Lazy rules of life. Post by: Permanent Poopface on April 19, 2013, 09:19:52 am and there was the other time when I thought it was just a fart but.....
Title: Re: Lazy rules of life. Post by: Permanent Poopface on April 19, 2013, 09:21:27 am ^^ This. This is why I always wear 2 pair of socks. lol 1 ply Title: Re: Lazy rules of life. Post by: Termin8or on April 19, 2013, 09:21:37 am ^^^ This
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbDcnUH6rOc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbDcnUH6rOc) Title: Re: Lazy rules of life. Post by: BMan on April 19, 2013, 09:22:43 am Oooh the G&L!
(gamble & lose) Title: Re: Lazy rules of life. Post by: Permanent Poopface on April 19, 2013, 09:22:47 am lol thats exactly how I was walking
Title: Re: Lazy rules of life. Post by: BMan on April 19, 2013, 09:23:40 am ^^ This. This is why I always wear 2 pair of socks. lol 1 ply Embedding was disabled...I'll try again: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gysu0kgFwT0 DAMMIT >:( WHO DISABLES EMBEDDING >:( >:( >:( Title: Re: Lazy rules of life. Post by: Termin8or on April 19, 2013, 09:26:00 am That's classic Bman. That was the first thing I thought of when Dave said he was out of toilet paper lol |