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Title: I broke it.
Post by: Turboweasle on June 05, 2013, 10:11:51 pm
(http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/612768374036152682/23C8596E916C9D3EBFD71D59655CB15FB168CB70/)


Title: Re: I broke it.
Post by: Autumn1194 on June 05, 2013, 10:17:02 pm
What else do you do to that horse??  :o


Title: Re: I broke it.
Post by: Turboweasle on June 05, 2013, 10:22:03 pm
Nothing else so far.  I've had it for all of two hours.


Title: Re: I broke it.
Post by: JabbaScrub on June 06, 2013, 12:24:44 am
He's lying. I bet in those two hours he did more despicable acts of indecency that you or I could ever imagine.


Title: Re: I broke it.
Post by: Turboweasle on June 06, 2013, 12:25:50 am
 :-\

I mean a skeever attacked it, but aside from that...  Nothing.


Title: Re: I broke it.
Post by: Autumn1194 on June 06, 2013, 12:40:36 am
poor horse :(


Title: Re: I broke it.
Post by: Turboweasle on June 06, 2013, 01:06:11 am
(D)

I'm not a horse molester.  I prefer strong, Nord women.


Title: Re: I broke it.
Post by: Autumn1194 on June 06, 2013, 01:15:10 am
Nerd


Title: Re: I broke it.
Post by: the KR3AT3R on June 06, 2013, 01:16:00 am
Ô_ø


Title: Re: I broke it.
Post by: Turboweasle on June 06, 2013, 01:41:07 am
Nerd

Yes.

Ô_ø

Are you wearing a monocle?


Title: Re: I broke it.
Post by: the KR3AT3R on June 06, 2013, 01:59:03 am
:D

No, more along the lines of a black eye or a swollen shut eye.  :P


Title: Re: I broke it.
Post by: Autumn1194 on June 06, 2013, 04:53:35 am
Did Turbo do that to you, Kreater??  :'( What else did he do?  :o ( it's okay if you don't want to talk about it )


Title: Re: I broke it.
Post by: Turboweasle on June 06, 2013, 11:00:12 am
:D

No, more along the lines of a black eye or a swollen shut eye.  :P

Here I was thinking you were distinguished.


Did Turbo do that to you, Kreater??  :'( What else did he do?  :o ( it's okay if you don't want to talk about it )

(D)

I'm a pacifist.


Title: Re: I broke it.
Post by: Autumn1194 on June 06, 2013, 11:02:36 am
you passed a fist? :o Poor kreater :(


Title: Re: I broke it.
Post by: the KR3AT3R on June 06, 2013, 01:02:35 pm
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-djYeCmrCmek/UUIr9yh9XVI/AAAAAAAABHc/SJliK4R0rjk/w497-h373/ba-dum-tss.jpg)


Title: Re: I broke it.
Post by: Turboweasle on June 06, 2013, 01:06:03 pm
10/10 would read post again.


Title: Re: I broke it.
Post by: the KR3AT3R on June 06, 2013, 01:12:47 pm


Title: Re: I broke it.
Post by: Turboweasle on June 06, 2013, 03:57:27 pm
A brief update:


She's not broken; we rode into battle together against wolves and Frostbite spiders with good results.


(http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/612768374051626125/807247D5BAAE94E0C341C5467E45D781A1BDBB23/)

(http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/612768374051622569/727489C9510053B9BDFAFCA34E4A53AFFBAA57E4/)


Title: Re: I broke it.
Post by: Turboweasle on June 09, 2013, 07:43:08 pm
Hadvar showed me a little thigh today.  Think I should make my move?

(http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/612768470069171842/6C4B192C9D34E0F4785275B8E792CD5545263056/)






Also, I didn't realize Squire was coded into Skyrim:

(http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/612768470069169828/AFD400820ABFFA195286ECD04F4CAA72E6060231/)


Title: Re: I broke it.
Post by: Laughing Turd on June 09, 2013, 08:14:51 pm
Hadvar showed me a little thigh today.  Think I should make my move?

Depends. Have you gotten married yet?

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Also, I didn't realize Squire was coded into Skyrim:

Also, I was 100% sure that picture ^ was going to be this:

(http://api.ning.com/files/GUFDqEx0YyCbQVXDsIzNgPQz6MiD61DCfOsFLeDeaNT6g7Y4EDwjxWJFKHCNIZA1yaU156GcvGweCGl*Tc8ue6T2iNJC0zrn/Cicero.jpg)

I don't know why. I know a squire isn't a jester but for some reason I was expecting that.



Title: Re: I broke it.
Post by: Laughing Turd on June 09, 2013, 08:15:45 pm
Oh and what the hell did you do to that poor horse, Turbo?


Title: Re: I broke it.
Post by: Turboweasle on June 09, 2013, 09:09:48 pm
Hadvar showed me a little thigh today.  Think I should make my move?

Depends. Have you gotten married yet?

I have not.

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Quote
Also, I didn't realize Squire was coded into Skyrim:

Also, I was 100% sure that picture ^ was going to be this:

(http://api.ning.com/files/GUFDqEx0YyCbQVXDsIzNgPQz6MiD61DCfOsFLeDeaNT6g7Y4EDwjxWJFKHCNIZA1yaU156GcvGweCGl*Tc8ue6T2iNJC0zrn/Cicero.jpg)

I don't know why. I know a squire isn't a jester but for some reason I was expecting that.

Haha.  I was referring to the topic about love (or whatever it was), because Squire is a big proponent of finding beauty in everyone.  But I can see him as Cicero too.




Oh and what the hell did you do to that poor horse, Turbo?

NOTHING THE HORSE IS FINE


Title: Re: I broke it.
Post by: Tiger on June 11, 2013, 03:37:41 am
(D)

I'm not a horse molester.  I prefer strong, Nord women.
Now THAT was hilarious.

I have had a ton of hilarious, glitched moments in Skyrim, but I can't take screenshots on the 360. ):

Once I had a horse fall from the sky, and die before my very eyes.  I also do have a very low quality video of a snow bear running infinitely in the same spot, as if on a treadmill. It occurred as soon as he died.


Title: Re: I broke it.
Post by: Turboweasle on June 11, 2013, 09:51:15 am
I've had floating cows/mammoths that drop down when I get close enough, just like that horse thing.  I wonder why they do that.  It's not like anything is coded into the game that would allow them to levitate, considering that spell was taken out after Morrowind.


Title: Re: I broke it.
Post by: Tiger on June 11, 2013, 03:04:16 pm
Which is really too bad.  As much as I do love the spells in Skyrim, I think being able to create your own, wacked spells was the best option.  People running around invisible while on fire were so entertaining.