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Title: I broke it. Post by: Turboweasle on June 05, 2013, 10:11:51 pm (http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/612768374036152682/23C8596E916C9D3EBFD71D59655CB15FB168CB70/)
Title: Re: I broke it. Post by: Autumn1194 on June 05, 2013, 10:17:02 pm What else do you do to that horse?? :o
Title: Re: I broke it. Post by: Turboweasle on June 05, 2013, 10:22:03 pm Nothing else so far. I've had it for all of two hours.
Title: Re: I broke it. Post by: JabbaScrub on June 06, 2013, 12:24:44 am He's lying. I bet in those two hours he did more despicable acts of indecency that you or I could ever imagine.
Title: Re: I broke it. Post by: Turboweasle on June 06, 2013, 12:25:50 am :-\
I mean a skeever attacked it, but aside from that... Nothing. Title: Re: I broke it. Post by: Autumn1194 on June 06, 2013, 12:40:36 am poor horse :(
Title: Re: I broke it. Post by: Turboweasle on June 06, 2013, 01:06:11 am (D)
I'm not a horse molester. I prefer strong, Nord women. Title: Re: I broke it. Post by: Autumn1194 on June 06, 2013, 01:15:10 am Nerd
Title: Re: I broke it. Post by: the KR3AT3R on June 06, 2013, 01:16:00 am Ô_ø
Title: Re: I broke it. Post by: Turboweasle on June 06, 2013, 01:41:07 am Nerd Yes. Ô_ø Are you wearing a monocle? Title: Re: I broke it. Post by: the KR3AT3R on June 06, 2013, 01:59:03 am :D
No, more along the lines of a black eye or a swollen shut eye. :P Title: Re: I broke it. Post by: Autumn1194 on June 06, 2013, 04:53:35 am Did Turbo do that to you, Kreater?? :'( What else did he do? :o ( it's okay if you don't want to talk about it )
Title: Re: I broke it. Post by: Turboweasle on June 06, 2013, 11:00:12 am :D No, more along the lines of a black eye or a swollen shut eye. :P Here I was thinking you were distinguished. Did Turbo do that to you, Kreater?? :'( What else did he do? :o ( it's okay if you don't want to talk about it ) (D) I'm a pacifist. Title: Re: I broke it. Post by: Autumn1194 on June 06, 2013, 11:02:36 am you passed a fist? :o Poor kreater :(
Title: Re: I broke it. Post by: the KR3AT3R on June 06, 2013, 01:02:35 pm (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-djYeCmrCmek/UUIr9yh9XVI/AAAAAAAABHc/SJliK4R0rjk/w497-h373/ba-dum-tss.jpg)
Title: Re: I broke it. Post by: Turboweasle on June 06, 2013, 01:06:03 pm 10/10 would read post again.
Title: Re: I broke it. Post by: the KR3AT3R on June 06, 2013, 01:12:47 pm ♡
Title: Re: I broke it. Post by: Turboweasle on June 06, 2013, 03:57:27 pm A brief update:
She's not broken; we rode into battle together against wolves and Frostbite spiders with good results. (http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/612768374051626125/807247D5BAAE94E0C341C5467E45D781A1BDBB23/) (http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/612768374051622569/727489C9510053B9BDFAFCA34E4A53AFFBAA57E4/) Title: Re: I broke it. Post by: Turboweasle on June 09, 2013, 07:43:08 pm Hadvar showed me a little thigh today. Think I should make my move?
(http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/612768470069171842/6C4B192C9D34E0F4785275B8E792CD5545263056/) Also, I didn't realize Squire was coded into Skyrim: (http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/612768470069169828/AFD400820ABFFA195286ECD04F4CAA72E6060231/) Title: Re: I broke it. Post by: Laughing Turd on June 09, 2013, 08:14:51 pm Hadvar showed me a little thigh today. Think I should make my move? Depends. Have you gotten married yet? Quote Also, I didn't realize Squire was coded into Skyrim: Also, I was 100% sure that picture ^ was going to be this: (http://api.ning.com/files/GUFDqEx0YyCbQVXDsIzNgPQz6MiD61DCfOsFLeDeaNT6g7Y4EDwjxWJFKHCNIZA1yaU156GcvGweCGl*Tc8ue6T2iNJC0zrn/Cicero.jpg) I don't know why. I know a squire isn't a jester but for some reason I was expecting that. Title: Re: I broke it. Post by: Laughing Turd on June 09, 2013, 08:15:45 pm Oh and what the hell did you do to that poor horse, Turbo?
Title: Re: I broke it. Post by: Turboweasle on June 09, 2013, 09:09:48 pm Hadvar showed me a little thigh today. Think I should make my move? Depends. Have you gotten married yet? I have not. Quote Quote Also, I didn't realize Squire was coded into Skyrim: Also, I was 100% sure that picture ^ was going to be this: (http://api.ning.com/files/GUFDqEx0YyCbQVXDsIzNgPQz6MiD61DCfOsFLeDeaNT6g7Y4EDwjxWJFKHCNIZA1yaU156GcvGweCGl*Tc8ue6T2iNJC0zrn/Cicero.jpg) I don't know why. I know a squire isn't a jester but for some reason I was expecting that. Haha. I was referring to the topic about love (or whatever it was), because Squire is a big proponent of finding beauty in everyone. But I can see him as Cicero too. Oh and what the hell did you do to that poor horse, Turbo? NOTHING THE HORSE IS FINE Title: Re: I broke it. Post by: Tiger on June 11, 2013, 03:37:41 am (D) Now THAT was hilarious.I'm not a horse molester. I prefer strong, Nord women. I have had a ton of hilarious, glitched moments in Skyrim, but I can't take screenshots on the 360. ): Once I had a horse fall from the sky, and die before my very eyes. I also do have a very low quality video of a snow bear running infinitely in the same spot, as if on a treadmill. It occurred as soon as he died. Title: Re: I broke it. Post by: Turboweasle on June 11, 2013, 09:51:15 am I've had floating cows/mammoths that drop down when I get close enough, just like that horse thing. I wonder why they do that. It's not like anything is coded into the game that would allow them to levitate, considering that spell was taken out after Morrowind.
Title: Re: I broke it. Post by: Tiger on June 11, 2013, 03:04:16 pm Which is really too bad. As much as I do love the spells in Skyrim, I think being able to create your own, wacked spells was the best option. People running around invisible while on fire were so entertaining. |