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Title: BC2 squad story Post by: the KR3AT3R on July 11, 2013, 05:25:55 pm Just add on to the previous post to make a story. Ill start off and just follow the format.
So a medic walks into a bar in Arica harbor and says... Title: Re: BC2 squad story Post by: Autumn1194 on July 11, 2013, 07:16:02 pm "I have had it with these motherfuckin snipers on this motherfuckin map"
Title: Re: BC2 squad story Post by: the KR3AT3R on July 11, 2013, 08:18:05 pm Across the bar a recon hears this and stands up. "How about I shove this recon ball up your ass!?"
The medic then says.... Title: Re: BC2 squad story Post by: the KR3AT3R on July 12, 2013, 06:15:53 pm ...
Title: Re: BC2 squad story Post by: Autumn1194 on July 12, 2013, 06:29:27 pm "why do you have to be so mean? :-[ I'm just a noob"
Title: Re: BC2 squad story Post by: the KR3AT3R on July 12, 2013, 07:28:43 pm The recon squints and asks, "Turboweasle, is that you?! I thought you died in Valparaiso!" :o
the medic responds... Title: Re: BC2 squad story Post by: Turboweasle on July 13, 2013, 12:29:45 am "I said I was a noob, not Turboweasle. Get your glasses checked, you bushwookie."
The recon replies... Title: Re: BC2 squad story Post by: Autumn1194 on July 13, 2013, 12:58:25 am "ooooh, someones a little cranky.... do you have a midol in that medkit of yours?"
from across the bar an engineer yells.... Title: Re: BC2 squad story Post by: the KR3AT3R on July 13, 2013, 01:35:41 am "You're both noobs, and couldn't lick the dirt off my Russian boot! If you want to be uber 1337 I can show you how."
The recon says... Title: Re: BC2 squad story Post by: Autumn on July 13, 2013, 11:55:26 am "Leet my ass! I bet you can't even 970 no scope off a building to a dubstep song" |