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Title: BC2 squad story
Post by: the KR3AT3R on July 11, 2013, 05:25:55 pm
Just add on to the previous post to make a story.  Ill start off and just follow the format.


So a medic walks into a bar in Arica harbor and says...


Title: Re: BC2 squad story
Post by: Autumn1194 on July 11, 2013, 07:16:02 pm
"I have had it with these motherfuckin snipers on this motherfuckin map"


Title: Re: BC2 squad story
Post by: the KR3AT3R on July 11, 2013, 08:18:05 pm
Across the bar a recon hears this and stands up.  "How about I shove this recon ball up your ass!?" 

The medic then says....


Title: Re: BC2 squad story
Post by: the KR3AT3R on July 12, 2013, 06:15:53 pm
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Title: Re: BC2 squad story
Post by: Autumn1194 on July 12, 2013, 06:29:27 pm
"why do you have to be so mean?  :-[ I'm just a noob"


Title: Re: BC2 squad story
Post by: the KR3AT3R on July 12, 2013, 07:28:43 pm
The recon squints and asks, "Turboweasle, is that you?!  I thought you died in Valparaiso!"  :o

the medic responds...


Title: Re: BC2 squad story
Post by: Turboweasle on July 13, 2013, 12:29:45 am
"I said I was a noob, not Turboweasle.  Get your glasses checked, you bushwookie."

The recon replies...


Title: Re: BC2 squad story
Post by: Autumn1194 on July 13, 2013, 12:58:25 am
"ooooh, someones a little cranky.... do you have a midol in that medkit of yours?"

from across the bar an engineer yells....



Title: Re: BC2 squad story
Post by: the KR3AT3R on July 13, 2013, 01:35:41 am
"You're both noobs, and couldn't lick the dirt off my Russian boot!  If you want to be uber 1337 I can show you how."

The recon says...


Title: Re: BC2 squad story
Post by: Autumn on July 13, 2013, 11:55:26 am
"Leet my ass! I bet you can't even 970 no scope off a building to a dubstep song"