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Title: Corny pick-up lines Post by: Trent on August 03, 2009, 12:56:38 pm Guy:Ah' ****!
Girl: What? Guy: I lost my phone number...Can I borrow yours real quick? :P Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: MEX on August 03, 2009, 01:09:57 pm Guy: Are you from Tennessee?
Girl: Umm no why? Guy: Cause you're the only ten I see! Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: Turboweasle on August 03, 2009, 01:20:48 pm Guy: I wanna fudge you.
Girl: okay Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: BMan on August 03, 2009, 01:22:02 pm Guy: I wanna fudge you in the ass with a roll of quarters. Girl: okay fix'd :D Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: Ress on August 03, 2009, 01:28:01 pm Guy: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Sure. Guy: Can I buy you more drinks??? Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: Turboweasle on August 03, 2009, 01:34:40 pm Guy: I wanna fudge you in the ass with a roll of quarters. Girl: okay fix'd :D Indeed it is. :D Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: Cadillak on August 03, 2009, 01:49:03 pm I8: I wanna fudge you in the ass with a roll of quarters. Guy: okay fix'd :D Indeed it is. :D now it's fixed Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: Permanent Poopface on August 03, 2009, 01:56:45 pm guy- fuuc me if i'm wrong but aren't you going to suck on my d1ck
girl- (slap) Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: Permanent Poopface on August 03, 2009, 01:58:43 pm guy sees girl at bar ..... (guy approaches) guy- Hi there my name is (insert name here) do you mind if I sit next to you and chat for awhile until where I farted clears up?
Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: the KR3AT3R on August 03, 2009, 01:58:59 pm :D
Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: Ress on August 03, 2009, 02:00:23 pm guy- fuuc me if i'm wrong but aren't you going to suck on my d1ck girl- (slap) That line in theory is a win-win situation. Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: Permanent Poopface on August 03, 2009, 02:00:57 pm (guy eyeballs a girl from across the room ) (guy uses his pointer finger to call the girl over) (guy whispers in girls ear) if i can make you come with 1 finger imagine what i can do with my whole body
Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: Trent on August 03, 2009, 02:46:23 pm (guy eyeballs a girl from across the room ) (guy uses his pointer finger to call the girl over) (guy whispers in girls ear) if i can make you come with 1 finger imagine what i can do with my whole body WINTitle: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: PEDOBEAR on August 04, 2009, 07:48:01 am guy-excuse me did your car break down?
girl-no why? guy cause id be willing to give you a ride anytime Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: jd111 on August 04, 2009, 02:46:29 pm Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I'll nail you.
Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: Cadillak on August 04, 2009, 02:48:27 pm Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I'll nail you. i wanna make a jesus joke about this so bad but i just can't :-[ Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: xxAFR on August 04, 2009, 02:50:20 pm if you were a booger, id pick you first.
Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: Cadillak on August 04, 2009, 02:54:57 pm hey baby, i'm the #1 ranked Medal of Honor Heroes 2 player in the world ^-^
Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: Permanent Poopface on August 04, 2009, 06:28:26 pm GUY- OMG I need help my puppy just ran away (sniffle) will you help me find him?
GIRL- Ofcourse I will GUY- I think he ran into this cheap motel room Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: TMdudedudedude on August 04, 2009, 07:11:07 pm Guy- Hi, my name is peck. Can I borrow your picture to stick as my "hot betch" on Wii Unite?
Girl- No. Guy- I will just steal it from her photobucket. 8) Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: T0rr4lba on August 04, 2009, 08:01:08 pm If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: T0rr4lba on August 04, 2009, 08:09:53 pm Double post: Lets play house, you be the screandoor and I'll bang you all night long.
Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: HalfGenius on August 04, 2009, 08:36:27 pm nice ****.
Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: Permanent Poopface on August 04, 2009, 09:27:07 pm those boots make your **** look great!
Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: PEDOBEAR on August 04, 2009, 09:38:24 pm is it hot in here or is it just you
Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: Permanent Poopface on August 04, 2009, 09:41:52 pm hguy- hey angelface, thats not a bannana in my pants, its my **** and balls
Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: laughing turd on August 05, 2009, 08:41:50 am Guy- Hi, my name is peck. Can I borrow your picture to stick as my "hot betch" on Wii Unite? Girl- No. Guy- I will just steal it from her photobucket. 8) those boots make your **** look great! (http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c188/jenn_myers/laughing.gif) these are so funny!! pure win!! Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: IBU on September 02, 2009, 01:07:10 pm My pen0r died, can I bury it in your ass?
>:D Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: Trent on September 02, 2009, 01:31:18 pm ^LOL
GUY: not to be too forward but, do you wanna have some sex? Girl: No. Guy:Damnit!Foiled again! Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: numnutz on September 02, 2009, 01:46:06 pm Im NO Fred Flintstone,But i can make your bed rock
Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: Trent on September 02, 2009, 03:16:17 pm ^old.
Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: IBU on September 02, 2009, 04:49:55 pm I still laughed
Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: Trent on September 02, 2009, 05:09:29 pm Yur mum....laughed......(fail, I know)
Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: laughing turd on September 02, 2009, 05:30:23 pm I 8 ur an idiot. you need to stop being a horn dog. dumb ass.
Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: NDS IS POPPIN on September 02, 2009, 05:56:44 pm THE REAL REASON THE TOPIC TITLE IS "CORNY PICK UP LINES" IS BECUASE I8YOURPIEFAGGOT kechua PERSON ACTUALLY THOUGHT HE HAD A GOOD PICK UP LINE, BUT MADE THE TOPIC TITLE WHAT IT IS SO IN CASE IT FAILED, HE COULD INSIST IT WAS A PART OF THE PLAN
humper PLA Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: Trent on September 02, 2009, 07:31:42 pm I 8 ur an idiot. you need to stop being a horn dog. dumb ass. Watch your mouth, homo. Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: Mr.Checkers on September 02, 2009, 08:57:40 pm <3
Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: laughing turd on September 02, 2009, 09:06:45 pm shut the hell up pie.
you are a stupid ass. i had no problem with you until you started running you mouth. keep ur pants on dammit and respect people. dumb ass. Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: Trent on September 02, 2009, 09:22:40 pm shut the hell up pie. Wut the LUV??? keep my pants on??? wht comment did I make you dirty asswipe?you are a stupid ass. i had no problem with you until you started running you mouth. keep ur pants on dammit and respect people. dumb ass. oh and I'll say what I want, when I want.You understand me? shove it. YOU AINT laughing turd!. -NDS- Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: NDS IS POPPIN on September 02, 2009, 10:02:55 pm shut the hell up pie. Wut the LUV??? keep my pants on??? wht comment did I make you dirty asswipe?you are a stupid ass. i had no problem with you until you started running you mouth. keep ur pants on dammit and respect people. dumb ass. oh and I'll say what I want, when I want.You understand me? shove it. YOU AINT laughing turd!. -NDS- Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: Trent on September 02, 2009, 10:04:26 pm lol mk
SUCK MY PALE PENIIS -peck- Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: NDS IS POPPIN on September 02, 2009, 10:05:53 pm lol mk YOUR **** HAS TWO EYES? I THOUGHT A NORMAL **** ONLY HAD ONE!SUCK MY PALE PENIIS -peck- Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: Osiris on September 02, 2009, 10:07:08 pm guy: hello how r u
girl: good Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: Permanent Poopface on September 02, 2009, 10:10:57 pm good one big O
Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: Trent on September 02, 2009, 10:17:33 pm BJ'S!
:O -- <==3 Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: TKO-Soulja on September 04, 2009, 03:08:22 pm If you were a burger at Mcdonalds i'd call you MCgorgeous
Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: laughing turd on September 07, 2009, 05:00:42 am hey girl did u fart cus you blow me away. :o
Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: Cunning Linguist on September 07, 2009, 10:24:47 am That shirt is very becoming on you. Although, if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
hey baby, i'm the #1 ranked Medal of Honor Heroes 2 player in the world ^-^ You have no idea how well that really worked ^-^ Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: MNOP on September 07, 2009, 11:41:43 am Art thou Shakespeare? For thou art a saucy fellow! :D :D :D
Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: Trent on September 07, 2009, 02:25:43 pm ^Lawwwwlllll
Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: Lucki on September 07, 2009, 02:42:53 pm do u work at little ceasars cause your hot and im ready
Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: CitizenSoldier3 on September 07, 2009, 02:46:32 pm do u work at little ceasars cause your hot and im ready :D :D, i don't even know where the nearest one is anymore Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: NDS IS POPPIN on September 07, 2009, 02:54:08 pm If you were a burger at Mcdonalds i'd call you MCgorgeous awwwTitle: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: Lucki on September 07, 2009, 02:58:10 pm do u work at little ceasars cause your hot and im ready :D :D, i don't even know where the nearest one is anymore ??? wat state/country u in? Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: Osiris on September 08, 2009, 12:14:32 am guy: hello good looking
girl: hi guy: ok see you later girl: ok bye Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: Mr.Checkers on September 08, 2009, 12:30:15 am whats up wanna see SNAKE?
Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: Lucki on September 08, 2009, 05:54:11 pm ???
Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: Mr.Checkers on September 08, 2009, 11:00:47 pm :D
Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: the KR3AT3R on September 16, 2009, 07:40:22 pm Hey baby...I noticed you have braces...I have braces too. ^-^
Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: Trent on September 16, 2009, 11:36:16 pm Hey babe! like fruit? get on ur knees and I'll grape you in the mouth
Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: ironmaidenb1 on September 17, 2009, 05:56:20 pm http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny8VqcEe7dw
;) Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: IBU on September 20, 2011, 08:16:06 pm Guy: Do you like water?
Girl: Yes Guy: Alright cool then that means you already like 65% of me Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: Turboweasle on September 20, 2011, 08:21:53 pm That would probably get a few premeds I know.
Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: Permanent Poopface on September 20, 2011, 08:22:11 pm lol
Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: MG Maxdaddy on September 20, 2011, 10:32:13 pm "Why don't we go back to my place and do a magic trick? We screw and then you disappear!"
"Hey baby, want to play war? I'll lay down and you blow the sh*t out of me." "You don't know me, but I know you and I'd like to say that you look even more beautiful up close than you do through my night vision goggles baby... baby... hey, come back." " It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again." Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: Permanent Poopface on September 20, 2011, 11:24:43 pm lol
Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: the KR3AT3R on September 21, 2011, 12:54:45 am :D
Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines Post by: Trent on November 15, 2011, 12:09:21 pm I'm Peck. Spread 'em. |