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Title: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: Trent on August 03, 2009, 12:56:38 pm
Guy:Ah' ****!
Girl: What?
Guy: I lost my phone number...Can I borrow yours real quick? :P


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: MEX on August 03, 2009, 01:09:57 pm
Guy: Are you from Tennessee?

Girl: Umm no why?

Guy: Cause you're the only ten I see!


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: Turboweasle on August 03, 2009, 01:20:48 pm
Guy:  I wanna fudge you.
Girl: okay


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: BMan on August 03, 2009, 01:22:02 pm
Guy:  I wanna fudge you in the ass with a roll of quarters.
Girl: okay

fix'd  :D


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: Ress on August 03, 2009, 01:28:01 pm
Guy:  Can I buy you a drink?
Girl:  Sure.
Guy:  Can I buy you more drinks???


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: Turboweasle on August 03, 2009, 01:34:40 pm
Guy:  I wanna fudge you in the ass with a roll of quarters.
Girl: okay

fix'd  :D

Indeed it is.  :D


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: Cadillak on August 03, 2009, 01:49:03 pm
I8:  I wanna fudge you in the ass with a roll of quarters.
Guy: okay

fix'd  :D

Indeed it is.  :D

now it's fixed


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: Permanent Poopface on August 03, 2009, 01:56:45 pm
guy- fuuc me if i'm wrong but aren't you going to suck on my d1ck
girl- (slap)


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: Permanent Poopface on August 03, 2009, 01:58:43 pm
guy sees girl at bar ..... (guy approaches) guy- Hi there my name is (insert name here) do you mind if I sit next to you and chat for awhile until where I farted clears up?


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: the KR3AT3R on August 03, 2009, 01:58:59 pm
:D


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: Ress on August 03, 2009, 02:00:23 pm
guy- fuuc me if i'm wrong but aren't you going to suck on my d1ck
girl- (slap)

That line in theory is a win-win situation.


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: Permanent Poopface on August 03, 2009, 02:00:57 pm
(guy eyeballs a girl from across the room ) (guy uses his pointer finger to call the girl over) (guy whispers in girls ear) if i can make you come with 1 finger imagine what i can do with my whole body


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: Trent on August 03, 2009, 02:46:23 pm
(guy eyeballs a girl from across the room ) (guy uses his pointer finger to call the girl over) (guy whispers in girls ear) if i can make you come with 1 finger imagine what i can do with my whole body
WIN


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: PEDOBEAR on August 04, 2009, 07:48:01 am
guy-excuse me did your car break down?
girl-no why?
guy cause id be willing to give you a ride anytime


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: jd111 on August 04, 2009, 02:46:29 pm
Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I'll nail you.


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: Cadillak on August 04, 2009, 02:48:27 pm
Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I'll nail you.

i wanna make a jesus joke about this so bad but i just can't  :-[


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: xxAFR on August 04, 2009, 02:50:20 pm
if you were a booger, id pick you first.


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: Cadillak on August 04, 2009, 02:54:57 pm
hey baby, i'm the #1 ranked Medal of Honor Heroes 2 player in the world  ^-^


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: Permanent Poopface on August 04, 2009, 06:28:26 pm
GUY- OMG I need help my puppy just ran away (sniffle) will you help me find him?
GIRL- Ofcourse I will
GUY- I think he ran into this cheap motel room


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: TMdudedudedude on August 04, 2009, 07:11:07 pm
Guy- Hi, my name is peck. Can I borrow your picture to stick as my "hot betch" on Wii Unite?

Girl- No.

Guy- I will just steal it from her photobucket.  8)


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: T0rr4lba on August 04, 2009, 08:01:08 pm
If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: T0rr4lba on August 04, 2009, 08:09:53 pm
Double post: Lets play house, you be the screandoor and I'll bang you all night long.


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: HalfGenius on August 04, 2009, 08:36:27 pm
nice ****.


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: Permanent Poopface on August 04, 2009, 09:27:07 pm
those boots make your **** look great!


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: PEDOBEAR on August 04, 2009, 09:38:24 pm
is it hot in here or is it just you


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: Permanent Poopface on August 04, 2009, 09:41:52 pm
hguy- hey angelface, thats not a bannana in my pants, its my **** and balls


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: laughing turd on August 05, 2009, 08:41:50 am
Guy- Hi, my name is peck. Can I borrow your picture to stick as my "hot betch" on Wii Unite?

Girl- No.

Guy- I will just steal it from her photobucket.  8)

those boots make your **** look great!


(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c188/jenn_myers/laughing.gif)

these are so funny!! pure win!!


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: IBU on September 02, 2009, 01:07:10 pm
My pen0r died, can I bury it in your ass?

 >:D


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: Trent on September 02, 2009, 01:31:18 pm
^LOL


GUY: not to be too forward but, do you wanna have some sex?

Girl: No.

Guy:Damnit!Foiled again!


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: numnutz on September 02, 2009, 01:46:06 pm
Im NO Fred Flintstone,But i can make your bed rock


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: Trent on September 02, 2009, 03:16:17 pm
^old.


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: IBU on September 02, 2009, 04:49:55 pm
I still laughed


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: Trent on September 02, 2009, 05:09:29 pm
Yur mum....laughed......(fail, I know)


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: laughing turd on September 02, 2009, 05:30:23 pm
I 8 ur an idiot. you need to stop being a horn dog. dumb ass.


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: NDS IS POPPIN on September 02, 2009, 05:56:44 pm
THE REAL REASON THE TOPIC TITLE IS "CORNY PICK UP LINES" IS BECUASE I8YOURPIEFAGGOT kechua PERSON ACTUALLY THOUGHT HE HAD A GOOD PICK UP LINE, BUT MADE THE TOPIC TITLE WHAT IT IS SO IN CASE IT FAILED, HE COULD INSIST IT WAS A PART OF THE PLAN

humper PLA


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: Trent on September 02, 2009, 07:31:42 pm
I 8 ur an idiot. you need to stop being a horn dog. dumb ass.

Watch your mouth, homo.


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: Mr.Checkers on September 02, 2009, 08:57:40 pm
<3


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: laughing turd on September 02, 2009, 09:06:45 pm
shut the hell up pie.

you are a stupid ass. i had no problem with you until you started running you mouth. keep ur pants on dammit and respect people.

dumb ass.


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: Trent on September 02, 2009, 09:22:40 pm
shut the hell up pie.

you are a stupid ass. i had no problem with you until you started running you mouth. keep ur pants on dammit and respect people.

dumb ass.
Wut the LUV??? keep my pants on??? wht comment did I make you dirty asswipe?

oh and I'll say what I want, when I want.You understand me? shove it.


YOU AINT laughing turd!.
-NDS-


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: NDS IS POPPIN on September 02, 2009, 10:02:55 pm
shut the hell up pie.

you are a stupid ass. i had no problem with you until you started running you mouth. keep ur pants on dammit and respect people.

dumb ass.
Wut the LUV??? keep my pants on??? wht comment did I make you dirty asswipe?

oh and I'll say what I want, when I want.You understand me? shove it.


YOU AINT laughing turd!.
-NDS-
THATS MY QUOTE, DONT WEAR IT OUT


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: Trent on September 02, 2009, 10:04:26 pm
lol mk

SUCK MY PALE PENIIS
-peck-


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: NDS IS POPPIN on September 02, 2009, 10:05:53 pm
lol mk

SUCK MY PALE PENIIS
-peck-
YOUR **** HAS TWO EYES? I THOUGHT A NORMAL **** ONLY HAD ONE!


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: Osiris on September 02, 2009, 10:07:08 pm
guy: hello how r u
girl: good


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: Permanent Poopface on September 02, 2009, 10:10:57 pm
good one big O


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: Trent on September 02, 2009, 10:17:33 pm
BJ'S!

:O -- <==3


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: TKO-Soulja on September 04, 2009, 03:08:22 pm
If you were a burger at Mcdonalds i'd call you MCgorgeous


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: laughing turd on September 07, 2009, 05:00:42 am
hey girl did u fart cus you blow me away. :o


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: Cunning Linguist on September 07, 2009, 10:24:47 am
That shirt is very becoming on you. Although, if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

hey baby, i'm the #1 ranked Medal of Honor Heroes 2 player in the world  ^-^

You have no idea how well that really worked  ^-^


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: MNOP on September 07, 2009, 11:41:43 am
Art thou Shakespeare? For thou art a saucy fellow! :D :D :D


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: Trent on September 07, 2009, 02:25:43 pm
^Lawwwwlllll


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: Lucki on September 07, 2009, 02:42:53 pm
do u work at little ceasars cause your hot and im ready


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: CitizenSoldier3 on September 07, 2009, 02:46:32 pm
do u work at little ceasars cause your hot and im ready

 :D :D, i don't even know where the nearest one is anymore


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: NDS IS POPPIN on September 07, 2009, 02:54:08 pm
If you were a burger at Mcdonalds i'd call you MCgorgeous
awww


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: Lucki on September 07, 2009, 02:58:10 pm
do u work at little ceasars cause your hot and im ready

 :D :D, i don't even know where the nearest one is anymore

 ??? wat state/country u in?


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: Osiris on September 08, 2009, 12:14:32 am
guy: hello good looking
girl: hi
guy: ok see you later
girl: ok bye



Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: Mr.Checkers on September 08, 2009, 12:30:15 am
whats up wanna see SNAKE?


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: Lucki on September 08, 2009, 05:54:11 pm
 ???


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: Mr.Checkers on September 08, 2009, 11:00:47 pm
 :D


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: the KR3AT3R on September 16, 2009, 07:40:22 pm
Hey baby...I noticed you have braces...I have braces too. ^-^


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: Trent on September 16, 2009, 11:36:16 pm
Hey babe! like fruit? get on ur knees and I'll grape you in the mouth


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: ironmaidenb1 on September 17, 2009, 05:56:20 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny8VqcEe7dw

 ;)


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: IBU on September 20, 2011, 08:16:06 pm
Guy: Do you like water?
Girl: Yes
Guy: Alright cool then that means you already like 65% of me


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: Turboweasle on September 20, 2011, 08:21:53 pm
That would probably get a few premeds I know.


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: Permanent Poopface on September 20, 2011, 08:22:11 pm
lol


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: MG Maxdaddy on September 20, 2011, 10:32:13 pm
"Why don't we go back to my place and do a magic trick? We screw and then you disappear!"

"Hey baby, want to play war? I'll lay down and you blow the sh*t out of me."

"You don't know me, but I know you and I'd like to say that you look even more beautiful up close than you do through my night vision goggles baby... baby... hey, come back."

" It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again."


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: Permanent Poopface on September 20, 2011, 11:24:43 pm
lol


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: the KR3AT3R on September 21, 2011, 12:54:45 am
:D


Title: Re: Corny pick-up lines
Post by: Trent on November 15, 2011, 12:09:21 pm
I'm Peck. Spread 'em.