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Flame-Wars ( Rated-R ) / THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF NDS AND IRS / Re: THIS IS AN IMPORTANT ANNONCEMENT (Announcement) FROM YOUR GREAT AND HIGH LEADER
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on: November 05, 2012, 04:08:31 pm
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Your weak and stupid mind can't handle my thoughts, fool! Of course it's limited. There is more goals in the real world then a pathetic videogame. Also I don't remember meeting you anywhere in this world before.
But video games are a goal of the real world. You are not THE CLAN MAN but a pathetic pirated clone of Him made from an unstable formula. You have already violated some of his techniques, and when you attempt to use his powers your cranium will violently detonate. Call me names if you want. but you still have to justify these claims. Yes, you see THE CLAN MAN treats people with an exaggerated version of the way they treat him and others. GameGirl is the incorrect target for words such as yours. Who is this "Theclanman" you keep mentioning. Does he wish to take my throne? Hmmmmmmm, girl?
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Flame-Wars ( Rated-R ) / THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF NDS AND IRS / Re: THIS IS AN IMPORTANT ANNONCEMENT (Announcement) FROM YOUR GREAT AND HIGH LEADER
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on: November 05, 2012, 03:41:38 pm
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Your weak and stupid mind can't handle my thoughts, fool! Of course it's limited. There is more goals in the real world then a pathetic videogame. Also I don't remember meeting you anywhere in this world before.
But video games are a goal of the real world. You are not THE CLAN MAN but a pathetic pirated clone of Him made from an unstable formula. You have already violated some of his techniques, and when you attempt to use his powers your cranium will violently detonate. Call me names if you want. but you still have to justify these claims.
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General Discussion / Entertainment / The All-Seeing Eye / So The Other Day I Went To The Super Market...
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on: October 31, 2012, 11:35:48 pm
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Last week I went to go get food at the super market. Nothing special really. When I walked out of the store I saw a girl scout standing infront of the store. Something thats set there every week or so. You know just your typically stand with 8-11 year old girls just selling cookies. One of them walks up to me and basically asks me to buy cookies from them. I said "I don't want your peasent and poisoned cookies. Now get away from me you aren't worthy." The troop leader over heard me what I was saying to the kids. She approached me she was an older lady. "I heard you you don't want to buy our cookies." I just repeated what I said to the girls. She hits me right back with "This helps fund poor people to do stuff they can never do without us." I said "Thats nice and all, but I really don't anything else." She pushed me and said "You're an ****." I responded with "excuse me?" She repeated "You're an ****. Did you hear me that time?" I said "i heard you both times. And if this is how you treat your ruler then no one will ever buy your damn cookies." She got angry "Fine, ****! We don't need your disgusting bussiness anyways!" I looked back "If you want to be a prick about things then we can be a prick about things. I can go back to the store and buy easily 4 times the amount of cookies for the same price you are selling it for. But I won't buy cookoes from you or the store. Because I don't want to become fat like you!" I pushed my cart. I didn't get 20ft away before that lady grabbed a jar from someones cart who was passing by and threw that to me. The jar bonced off me and breaks infront the girl scout's stand. I cam rushing to her. Both of us were just throwing profanity at each other.
Then some big fat guy who easily looks like he weights 400 pounds came out of the grocery store and begins to slip on the liquid from the jar and lands on one of the girls. And boom a big orange fog is air borned basically from the bag that he was carrying had 80 bags of cheetos just crystalized from the amount of impact. 30 Greman Shepards on a leash came out of the store and came rushing towards the Fat Man and started licking the hell out of him. The girl cried "Help me, help me! This big fat blob is on top of me!" The Lady cries "Oh my God get off of her you big fat man!" I was just laughing at the irony in the background. Sure enough the lady who was aguring with me wants my help now. "Please, you must help, sir. Poor lttle suzee is crushed under this big fat man." I said with disgust "No. My hands will get stained for the day and everything I touch will just turn orange." I felt bad about all of this for a moment. I walk up the the remaining girl scouts and bought a bag of their cookies. They were the best cookies i've ever tasted.....
True Story.
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